Pay Grade of a Stay at Home Mom

Conversation with Jason while freezer meals.

Me:  

Hey, maybe when I go back to school I could take a couple cooking courses.  Then I could be on Master Chef or something like that.  Haha, no I could never do that.  

-beat of silence-

Well, I mean I could do it, but I can't handle getting yelled at like that.  I mean, I could handle it, but at this point, it's below my pay grade.  

Ezra:  

I wuv you, Mama.  I wuv you.

Me:  

Yep, that's my pay grade now.